8 Kids

What about
all those people
who have
eight kids?
They’re like
fucking rabbits fucking,
All day
and
all night fucking.
Don’t they have
anything better to do?

And then we give them
TV shows and front covers,
Octo-mom, and Jon & Kate,
These people
I just really hate.
Oh my god
they’re just below
celebrity status.
For what reason?
other than having a vagina so loose,
So loose,
I can stick both hands in and clap.

They can’t even afford,
to take care of all of them.
Relying on media publicity,
to bring in the dough.
We shouldn’t encourage,
such bullshit.
It shouldn’t be tolerated,
in times like this.
Using children
as
a money making scheme.

Be like normal people and try one kid,
then two if you can handle it,
then three after the first two age a bit.
But
eight kids
within a year of each other?

I mean what the fuck?
Slow down,
and take a breather.

And for God’s sake,
If you can’t control yourself,
sew that thing up,
enough’s enough.